Thursday, July 20, 2006
and finally. your janitor cum canteen vendor speaks. shut up and listen.
RULES IN MY CANTEEN1.no eating
2.no puking.
3. no arguing with the wun-der-foo canteen vendor(s)
4.no pointing at my food or going,"I want this, that." etc.
5. recommend my food to all your friends.
6.no laughing.
7.LKPs not allowed
RULES IN MY W.C.s*1.no preenin in fornt of my mirror.
2.bring ya own toilet paper. or don't use any.
3.don't complain about the standard of the loos.
4.no singing, OR humming OR making any noise other than the,erm, natural ones.
5.fart softly.
6.no washing of paintbrushes/pouring thinner down sink allowed. that is strictly work to be done in the principal's office.
now, since I have told y'all the rules., donCH you dare go "but I didnCH know."
OK?
KNEEL HERE.
your janitor. RUTHENIUM.